Get rich quick schemes!

So what's on my mind at the Twilight of today?....Eternal Twilight 5 of course!  I heard a rumour (vicious!) that tickets had sold out *gasp* but having looked up the  Massive Events website it seems to let you add tickets to the "shopping basket" so all is not lost! There is space! Now here lies the problem.....

One part-time income - Mortgage - Cost of living for family of 4 = Not a cat in hells chance of affording ET5+accomodation+travel expenses+beer money+spends to buy a ridiculously expensive piece of Twilight memorabilia. No need for Einstein to come up with that equation!

So now it's time for get rich quick schemes.... think, think, think!  I've contemplated bank robbery but since I got caught shop-lifting in Preston Woolworths when I was 13, by a middle aged woman posing as a shopper who was in fact security, I have been frightened into living life as a law abiding citizen (for those interested I had stolen lipstick and candles ... no I have no idea why either!).  A 2nd income would be another option,  I could get another job but I fear that my sons would possibly start calling random women on the street "mummy?" has they would soon forget me and what I look like!

Time to start thinking extreme.... can I legally sell organs on ebay?  worth a thought as nowadays is there anything you can't buy on ebay?  Go on try it, think of something random and search for it on ebay; I tried "farts" and it brought back 2,283 results, so if you ever run out of your own, no problem you can buy some on ebay...and lots with free P&P, and I bet those that don't offer it free would discount it for multiple purchases, maybe you could get burps too?!?!?  What kind of positive feedback would you give after buying "a fart"...."smelt as described, super quick delivery A****"??  I mock, but must confess, I am an obsessive ebayer, I buy, I sell, I feed-back and yes I'm one of those sad'os who will stay up 'til 3am just so I can bid in the last three seconds in an attempt to get an absolute bargain.
I couldn't resist and just had to search for human organs, I was shocked at first when 59 results were returned and at first hesitated before scrolling down to investigate further, not because I was afraid of what I would find or disgusted, but because what started as a flippant suggestion could turn out to be a possibility and I was half a step closer to raising some ET5 funds. Just maybe....

Female Human Brain

Brain for sale

Condition - Used (Female) hence low starting bid of 0.99p

£1,000,000

 

 

 

 

Check out other items for sale - will combine postage

(also available in our ebay shop  BNWOT male brain  £9.99)

However, I did investigate and fortunately there were no actual body parts for sale, just models/props/reading material.....back to the drawing board I guess!